I’ve mentioned before how my Sahara is a fairly lazy dog.
Sahara is a German shepherd mix who is mixed with something that makes her a really lazy dog. Which makes no sense because the top dogs she could be mixed with include Red Heeler, Corgi and Australian Shepherd. She’s short and stocky, but has the coloring of a German Shepherd. She’s always been incredibly lazy, but within the last few months, we’re starting to realize just how lazy she is.
Alex and I are on very opposite shifts. I’m not working right now, just finished my bachelor’s degree, and Alex has to get up at four in the morning for PT, then he goes to work and is home around three.
Sahara is not a morning dog, and she is not a night dog. Well, she’s kind of a morning dog, Luna is not a morning dog. Luna doesn’t wake up before the crack of noon, but then she’s ridiculously hyper the rest of the day.
I’m getting off topic.
Sahara, I’m fairly certain, is an old girl. She lays around the house, she only moves around a lot of we mention a walk, to which after a few blocks she trips you until you start heading home. When she does go on walks, she walks very slowly, tongue hanging out of her mouth, tail wagging with each step taken. When we’re home, she lays on the floor looking defeated.
When we went to a dog park in Minneapolis, she just laid on the ground next to Alex the entire time. When we got home, she looked so exhausted that you would have thought she was running all day.
When I was doing homework last week, Sahara started to get… really annoying. She kept nudging my arm so I would mess up my typing, she kept climbing into my lap, she even howled. She was very, very whiney.
I couldn’t figure it out. She kept running back and forth between Alex and I, and finally, I moved over one more room to sit next to Alex.
She laid down near Alex’s feet and fell asleep.
She was trying to get us in the same room so she wouldn’t have to make her guard dog rounds.
I think if someone breaks in, she’ll do one bark and give up.
Worst. German Shepherd. Ever.
Do you have pets that do ridiculous things that just confuse the hell out of you? Do you have any idea what Sahara could be mixed with? What are the funniest things your pets have done? Tell me in the comments!