Pregnancy: The ULTIMATE Sport

So there is one thing that I have noticed since being in Louisiana.

There are A LOT of teen parents down here.  Babies are everywhere.

Now, please keep in mind, I lived in Rural Alaska before moving here.  Rural Alaska everyone was pregnant, but it was understandable.  It was cold, there was nothing to do, and everyone needed some way to keep warm.  I totally understood it.  Hence why most babies in Alaska were born in the summer: the colder it got, the more pregnancies happened.  Nearly all of my Alaskan friends are born in the summer.

Honestly, I don’t understand why there are so many pregnancies down here.  With as hot as it is, I don’t even liked to shake hands with people, much less do anything else.  I’m far too sweaty to want to be near anyone, myself included.

None the less, there is an insane amount of teen pregnancy, and many families are large families.  Such as more than four kids large families.  Two of my coworkers have over five kids.  All but one of them has kids.  Everyone keeps asking me why I don’t have kids yet, which is strange to me considering I’m only 23 years old.  I thought most people waited until their late 20s to have kids.

Finally, curiosity was killing me.  I asked my coworker who was at least ten years older than me, and had five kids, why teen pregnancy was so prevalent here in the south.

“Oh, teenagers make a sport of it here.”

Not the answer I was expecting.  When he said this, all I could think was “Who wants to get knocked up the fastest?  Ready! Set! GO!”

He saw my confusion and decided to elaborate.  “Girls have a boyfriend they like and think, ‘I need this man, so I’m going to get pregnant so he can’t leave me,’ so then the girls get pregnant, to which the guy still leaves because he didn’t want a baby in the first place.”

It's a trap!

It’s a trap!

This still blows my mind away.

Never, in a million years, would I get knocked up in order to keep a man.  For me, I just had to get into a car crash and nearly die to keep my husband.*

This did bring back one memory of when my mother and I were house hunting in Louisiana a month before we were stationed here.  We were having breakfast at an awesome diner that is no longer in business, when a waitress saw my Alaskan ID and asked me why I went to Alaska.

“Oh, it’s ten men to one woman up there so I thought I’d try my luck.  Got married pretty quickly.”

She laughed and said “I need to get myself a man soon, maybe I’ll try Alaska.”

My mom shook her head, and for my mom, this is quite a bit out of her mouth.  A quiet woman who is very opinionated with her children.  When my mother shakes her head, my brother and I usually know what she’s thinking.  At this instance, she was screaming at the girl in her head, No woman needs a damn man.  I raised two kids by myself and I didn’t need a damn man to help me do it.  Seriously kid, grow up and realize that men are not needed.

I imagine it more along the lines of this.


This, by the way, is the voice of my mother in my head.  I’m pretty sure she’d never say the “f” word though, being a good catholic and all.

While my mom did tell me in the car that the girl didn’t need a man, and went on a rampage for the rest of the day on why girls are stupid to the fact that men are useless, I feel myself getting off topic.

I asked a former teacher of mine, and all he said was “Never underestimate how socioeconomic classes affect the general populous.”  Poverty is much higher down here than it is up north, so I figure being broke has a big part of it.

But I thought condoms were cheaper.


What are your thoughts, oh internets?  Do you see a similar trend in your area?

*When I was dating my husband, about two months in, I got in a pretty horrific car accident that should have killed me, but left me with a bruise from my seatbelt and lower back problems that are mostly cured now.  My husband and I were engaged two days after the accident.  We were talking marriage jokingly, but after the accident we realized that we loved each other a whole bunch and got married.

10 thoughts on “Pregnancy: The ULTIMATE Sport

    • My mom is a hoot. If it’s family, she flips out on anyone who says they need a boyfriend or girlfriend. And if she hears of someone cheating on a girl and she stays with the guy, she rips them a new asshole. She’s a very patient woman… until it comes to “needing” someone.

      It’s freaking hilarious.

  1. With poverty rates being higher down there it makes sense that families are large. You get paid for each kid on your tax refund. I was number 3 of 6 kids growing up. My parents started owing on taxes AFTER we started turning 18. Those are my thoughts anyhow. Maybe I’m wrong though. I’ve never been to Louisiana or met anyone from there.

  2. Where I live it’s strictly along racial lines. Very young women (teens) of some races are common to see knocked up and hauling babies. Other races it’s weird to see anyone younger than 35 with a baby. Not sure what to make of that. I had my first child at 23 (got pregnant at 22) which is young for my family. My mother had me late 20s and her mother had her around 40!

  3. Here in New Mexico we have one of the highest teen pregnancy rates in the country. I work in an OB/GYN office and I can’t tell you how depressing it is to see 14 & 15 year-old girls coming in for their pregnancy — and then seeing them again the next year when they are pregnant again. We even have one patient that just turned 20 and she is pregnant with her 5th child. I’m not sure WHY it is so prevalent here or what can be done — but I wish there was some solution, because nearly 100% of these pregnancies are paid for by Medicaid, which means WE are paying for them — and I would rather my tax dollars went toward something like education (maybe even sex ed?) instead.

    • Jana, I totally and completely agree with you on this. The thing is under-education is directly correlated with high teen pregnancy. It’s really depressing that some of these people think that it’s the only way to get someone to love them or even to think that they’re mature enough, and when they have the kid, they realize they’re sorely mistaken.

      I’m a strong believer in giving condoms and birth control to all teenagers just to ensure that they realize how difficult it is to be a single parent and that they have so much of their lives ahead of them.

      • Hi, you used to write exaeotipncl posts, but the last several posts have been kinda boring… I miss your excellent posts. Past few posts are just slightly bit out of track!

  4. I am not sure about the teen pregnancy part as it is not so high in East Texas (I am 2 hours from Louisiana) but getting married and having children young is generally accepted in the South. I had my four by the time I was 28, I an now 41 and have been married to my husband, the father of all four children, for 21 years. Having said that, this was not the easiest path. I have recommended to my kids (3 girls and 1 boy) to get college and or some work experience behind you before babies- they are EXPENSIVE!
    On the whole condom thing- it is a great idea but asking a teen in the middle of raging hormones to stop and put on a condom when they can’t even hit the laundry hamper with their dirty clothes is just probably not going to happen. I think prevention has more to do with teaching of self value and giving kids a vision beyond high school that makes the difference.

  5. I feel I must point something out. While it is true that the male to female ratio here is ridiculously favoring women, there is also a rule which applies: “The odds are good, but the goods are…odd”.
    Also: hahahahaha teenagers are dumb. So dumb. Lonely? Need a companion? Get a dog. Way better than a baby or a boyfriend.

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