While working the Zombie Bowling Event at my work earlier this week, I had a little time to think about where my life is going. I get fairly good grades in school, but I realize more and more that I would like to not be a cook. I also realize that many people do not have the same intelligence level I do, and it’s frustrating.
So when I got home, I decided to make a list of goals. Probably not my best idea.
After I was done cleaning at my work tonight, I went to my coworker and told her “When Alex is out of the military, I’m buying eighty fucking acres of land, putting barbed wire around my entire fucking property, and I’m going to stand in my fucking yard naked every day because nobody will fucking see.”
She responded with, “Or you could just join a nudist colony and be naked all the time and it being okay.”
“But then I might be looking at people like you, and I would feel awkward being naked around super hot chicks.”
She smiled, unable to retort my comment because we both know that she’s insanely hot.
But I have decided that when either my husband is out of the military or when we win the lottery, I’m buying 80 acres of land.
I’m building a house in the middle of it.
I’m going to stand naked in the middle of the yard. Every fucking day.
And if my best friend calls and says “Hey! I want to paint naked in your yard!” which is TOTALLY what artists do, I think, I can call her back and be like “You can paint naked in my yard because there’s nobody near my fucking yard.”
And I really want to learn how to brew beer. So I can save money on alcohol by making my own alcohol so I can be an efficient fucking alcoholic.
Want to start going to the gym… so I can stand naked in my yard.
If you’re noticing a trend, so am I. I want to live where no passer-by’s will fucking see me.
But I have to say that my number one goal for living in Louisiana is to make one friend that I can talk to. It would be nice to have coffee with a friend instead of having coffee alone.
So what are your thoughts? What are some goals you have for the future? What is something that you want to do to make yourself a better, happier person?